Another Thing I'm Excited About!

Oh, my. How could i forget?! Lil Wayne is going to jail! YAY!!! Weeeeeeezyyyyyyyyyyyy. Now I'll admit it, this may come as a shock to a lot of people, but I really don't like Lil Wayne. Tha Carter II was ok. Heck, Fireman is one of my faves. But, he's just straight-up garbage. I recall an interview in Vibe magazine where Weezy says, he "wants to be the next Bob Marley." Yes, I think my favorite Marley song was the one where he says he wants to "make it rain on hoes" or to make them lick his dick like a lollipop. Oh, wait...
Or maybe he wants to be like Bob Marley by fathering children by several mothers. Marley had three children with his wife, and seven with other women. (Marley also adopted two of his wife's kids from a previous relationship, which is actually a pretty baller thing to do. I'm always all about guys that do this.) So yes, at this rate, Lil Wayne will be the next Bob Marley, of baby-making.
To me, all of his music sounds the same, because he always talks about the same thing, and he always raps the same, and a lot of his beats sound the same. I just have never really been impressed by him, or his whole persona. Now he's got prison under his belt. At least he didn't really try to fight it. The judge was like did you do it, and he was all like Weezy, baby! And the judge was like I'll take that as a yes. Oh Wayne, now you'll def be able to get it lllllllllllllicked like a lollipop.

Hey, eat a dick! (I should probably work on this.)